August 11, 2011
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logicallypositive:

pantslessprogressive:

Tim Pawlenty challenged viewers to find an economic plan from President Obama on the web. If you find one, he promises to come to your house and cook you dinner.

When Pawlenty was asked about criticizing Michele Bachmann for her migraines, he said the only headache to question is the headache the President has caused.

SomeoneĀ is better preppedĀ since the New Hampshire debate.

http://change.gov/agenda/economy_agenda/

done

I want Pad Thai, as spicy as you can make it. So spicy it makes my diarhea burn on the exit.

I have a feeling Tim Pawlenty will be cooking alot of dinner in the near future.

(Source: pantslessprogressive, via yung-lysenko-deactivated2014040)

  1. eatplayfuck reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    Seriously, a chicken in every pot.
  2. kenshiro28 reblogged this from shortformblog
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  5. savagemike reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    What difference does it really make? We all know these douchebags will say anything to get elected. What’s one more lie?
  6. thepoliticalfreakshow reblogged this from shortformblog
  7. shortformblog reblogged this from letterstomycountry and added:
    The real question: Will Pawlenty’s idea of cooking dinner be reminiscent of Epic Meal Time?
  8. msmoneypennyofcourse said: I’ll pass. The dinner he would cook would probably be as bland as his candidacy — like pureed cauliflower.
  9. nudibranching said: i bet his idea of cooking dinner is getting someone else to do it or throwing something in the microwave.
  10. arandomgirlinarandomworld reblogged this from pantslessprogressive and added:
    But who would want Pawlenty to come over to their house???
  11. angryraging reblogged this from pantslessprogressive
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